How many of
yall are tired of JANKY m.f’s? You know what I mean. Its not just the promoters
that’s janky. “Jank” is like a virus that spreads throughout all of hip hop’s
alumni. There’s Janky rappers, janky producers, janky DJ’s, Janky engineers,
etc.. the list goes on! I want you all to be aware of these bitch made m.f’s!
So in the Unrestricted fashion, I’ve compiled a list for you to study so you
will know a JANKY person from a mile away! (Genius right? Lol. I know!)
JANKY - adjective used to
describe a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up, wrong,
strange, broken down, undesirable, and/or just something you can't think of
another word for.
WAIT!... BEFORE YOU READ THIS! IF YOU GOT FEELINZ YOU MIGHT WANNA STOP NOW! IM NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYBODY I FUCK WITH! IM MERELY STATING THE FACTS SO BEFORE YOU GET ALL EMOTIONAL OVER WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TURN YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK AROUND!...okay. Yall still rockin wit me? I said are you still rockin wit me?!?! Aight just checkin! lets go! lol
TYPES OF JANKY MUTHAFUCKAZ
1. Promoters – Nothing new about this.
They even made a movie about them! These m.f’s will tell you anything to get
what they want. No, they don’t have the artists best interest in mind. All they
care about is getting money in their pocket. That means booking the less
experienced, less established artists on the Mondays and Tuesdays at the bars
and pubs while saving the Friday, Saturday and Headliner gigs for the ones who
will bring an audience and pay for their slot upfront. Its just business but
some of them take it too far and start fuckin they own homies over! I call em
sell-outs, suckas, bitch niggas! I don’t know any tho. I cut them all off a
long time ago! Lol!
2. Producers – Yes its possible! They
say they down to shoot you a couple beats then talk shyt about how everybody
wants beats for free! They offer beats to everyone becus their shyt aint
sellin. On top of that, their shyt aint even dope! Then when you do pay, they
give you a small selection of bullshyt to choose from. They have no style and
the quality sucks but swear it’s not their fault. (Ok nigga!) They will never
admit that their shyt is dumpster juice! But worse is these thirsty ass rappers
keep pumpin their heads up so they can keep getting free beats. Which leads to
the next type.
3. Rappers – Oh MY GAWD! Of course not
all rappers are janky but the ones that are usually are in everyones ear all
the damn time. They say they are down to colab but never show up to the session.
They cancel shows unannounced, always wanna get in shows for free, and if there
is ever a cypher they usually decline and say they don’t freestyle! (hit you
with that line “I don’t rap for free bruh.” GTFOH!)
4. Dj’s – “Yea, I played your track last
night and the club went crazy!” Ever heard that one before? They are quick to
act like they really care about local music but all they spin is 2 chainz and
YG all night. They probably couldnt scratch they own ass let alone a record.
They charge hella $$$ just to have them yell their name on every track and fuck
up your mixtape with their sloppy chops and “BRING-IT-BACKS”.
5. Engineers – Someone should make a
contest for engineers similar to an ARTIST SEARCH. Have them all mix and master
the same track, from the same artist, with the same vocals to see who really
got skills. Judged by INDUSTRY experts that will call their bluff. Just becus
they got a degree, top-dollar equipment and a fly studio doesnt mean they know
what they are doing! Always quick to shyt on home studios but their mixes sound
worse then someone who learned how to mix from google and youtube.
6. Managers – These m.f’s wont even talk
to you if you don’t have a big enough budget. They are quick to talk
percentages yet slow to talk opportunity. They act like the artist works for
them and it’s the other way around. They are always talkin about who and what
they know but you never see anything. What you mean I cant sit in on the
meeting? What you mean I cant call them? This is my career not yours homie. They
try to live their dreams that they couldn’t achieve thru the artists they are
supposedly managing! Fuckin Janksters!
7. General managers/ Club Owners – Only
a few will get this. When you get to the level where you are organizing your
own events you gotta be smart becus money talks and bullshyt walks…unless you
are the General Manager or Club owner. They always know more then you. ALWAYS!
Yea you can keep the door but they will hit you with an outrageous bar minimum!
If at the end of the night you were $1 short, its coming out of what you made
at the door. Also check all equipment before you open doors. That’s what sound
check is for. To see if everything is in workin order. If you don’t, they will
charge you for a piece of equipment that was broken beforehand and they used
you to get it fixed. And some more shyt, but these guys are smarter then you
ever will imagine. But I prefer to call em Janky instead!
8. Videographers – How long does it take
to make a video? No special effects? Bad lighting? Poor Camera quality? What
makes some of them janky is shyt like when they ask for a media pass. You go
thru all these loops to get them in the spot free with an all access pass to
get them everywhere they want to be and they don’t even show up! They say they
gonna get shots of you for a show and only give you a quick 5 sec shot of you
doin absolutely nothing important. Never get back to you when you want a copy
of the footage. Just fuckin Janky about it. Bitch, you not the only nigga in
the city with a camera!
9. Photographers – It takes forever to
get them to work. They post pics everywhere but never wanna work. You prolly
gotta pick them up from pookie house cus they aint got no car. They have no
vision for camera angles or shutter speeds. They just put the flash on auto and
snap the flick. Shyt is hella blurry so they play like they put that effect on purpose. Lol. Step ya game up!
10. Media – The media is soooo fuckin JANKY
period! This consist of radio heads, bloggers (lol!), TV personalities, etc.
They will promise you the exclusive, guarantee placement and assure you get the
feature then twist ya words up and make you out to be something you’re not
becus the story is more appealing. This hasn’t happened to me yet but im
looking out for them! Its all love now but when you reach a certain level, they
will be waiting for you!!
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#SALUTE #RESPECT #PIONEERLYFE
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